December 2011
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
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Congrats!
baltimoresportsreport:
Seven Ravens were named to the AFC Pro Bowl team for this year:
Ray Lewis
Terrell Suggs
Ray Rice
Haloti Ngata
Ed Reed
Vonta Leach
Marshal Yanda (alternate)
Also recognized: Grubbs (first alternate), Ayanbadejo (second alternate), Flacco (third alternate), Pollard (third alternate), Oher (fourth alternate).
Very well deserved!
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I really wish I had a family that enjoyed one other’s company so my holidays weren’t so fucking dumb. When I was younger Christmas Eve was so exciting. I’d stay up late talking to my great Aunt Jane and she’d let me open a present at midnight. I’d hear her and my grandmother talking until 4 or 5 in the morning. Now my family totally sucks. My dad’s sister is...